Mindbend: well tell me what ya think

Matt: it should be "I wish people would stop judging me" and instead of it being you, just some random dude who yells "FAG" then gets hit by a car or something

Matt: because stars are massive

Matt: and the gay dude looks all horrified

Mindbend: its a stick figure!

Mindbend: besides its raining men

Mindbend: perhaps he could be hit by a car and sent flying?

Matt: I think we should go with the irony route on this

Mindbend: hit by a gay parade float?
Matt: not so much the irony route, but the notion that if god was real/listening to us, a lot of bad shit would be happening

Mindbend: hmm

Mindbend: sooo

Mindbend: no hit by a gay parade float when he shouts fag?

Matt: no, he just gets clipped by a car or something, maybe something more graphic, then the gay guy looks terrified

Mindbend: hmm

Mindbend: should god be driving?

Matt: no

Mindbend: darn

Matt: don't make it obvious like that

Mindbend: i'm doing bad on this one

Mindbend: jesus!

Matt: ...no

Mindbend: no i was just saying how hard ur thinking

Matt: because it pends on what deity you believe in

Matt: lol oh

Mindbend: lol

Mindbend: also i was pitching jesus but taking a safe route

Matt: hahahaha

Mindbend: soo what happens after he gets clipped

Matt: gay guy looks all terrified because he prayed that the people judging him get what they deserve, he's indirectly responciple for another peron's death

Mindbend: hmm

Mindbend: so we going for non lulz? with revenge

Matt: non lulz?

Mindbend says: hmm

Matt: what?

Mindbend: could we have the gay guy go up to the guys paralyzed body and say oooo im gonna take care of you alll night longgggg

Matt:I'm pretty sure just because he's gay dosen't mean he's going to rape a paralyzed dying guy

Mindbend: revenge?

Matt: I'm pretty sure he got his revenge, not to mention if he's paralyzed he wont feel it

Matt: so it would be like beating a dead horse with a stick

Mindbend: LOL

Mindbend: anyway

Mindbend: so then

Mindbend: u think of scrappin it?

Matt: Iunno

Matt: [I basically read off the script here, so none for you.]

Mindbend: hmm

Mindbend: gruesome death

Mindbend: could be a gay parade running him over

Mindbend: that would be utter owned

Matt: They're gay, not blind

Mindbend: i always get those 2 mixed up

Mindbend: so a gruesome death and shocked gay guy

Mindbend: 6th panel?

Matt: yeah maybe

Matt: it's a bit of work so it'll take me longer

Matt: not even death

Matt: the guy falls backwards on a hood

Matt: like it breaks his back, and half of him falls back on the hood

Matt: So even if they save him he'll be a vegetable

Mindbend: or paralyzed from waste down?

Matt: Vegetables= Awesome Irony


Mindbend: so we going for irony lulz?

Mindbend: i'm lost

Matt: Irony lulz

Matt: <TOO MUCH INFO FER U!>

Matt: It [the new strip] also a referance to a biblical story, where children harass an old man, calling him names and such, then the old man prays to god and two bears come out of the forest and kills like 20 kids

Mindbend: uhhh

Mindbend: gods a bitch

Matt: they got pwnd

Matt: Hardcore

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Just a brainstorm session we had that was too funny not to show everyone.